Jack Harkness Trivia

[rose_cat]

Ganked from sollersuk, and best read while under the influence of Torchwood Gutter Mind (TGM).

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jack Harkness!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Jack Harkness!
2. Jack Harkness can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
3. Jack Harkness can live for up to a week without a head.
4. About one tenth of Jack Harkness is permanently covered in ice.
5. Jack Harkness has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
6. Jack Harkness was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Jack Harkness!
8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Jack Harkness.
9. If the annual Australian Jack Harkness crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
10. Jack Harkness can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.

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ETA: jo02's done one for Ianto at her LJ. Go and snigger!

Comments

[ice-elf.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Thats great! That solves some of my questions about what would happen if Jack was decapitated. :P

Although, I just tried the same for Ianto and...

'Ianto Jones will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.'

I think that's about the filthiest I've seen yet. :P

[jo02]

My bad, I read #4 and completely didn't see the 'a'!
So yeah, my mind was totally in the gutter ... well, it is Jack Harkness after all!

[birkentree.livejournal.com]

Wait. We have a Jack Harkness crop down here?


WHERE?!?

[jovialien.livejournal.com]

Oh that is just BRILLIANT!! 2 and 8 I just lost it at!! XD

[wraithkeeper.livejournal.com]

These are brilliant! I love 3 (which I read without the "a") and 8 best. And if Jack had a 39 inch tongue, he wouldn't be using it to clean his ears ;)

I did some of these myself and came up with...

Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Captain Jack.

Astronauts get taller when they are in Ianto.

[(Anonymous)]

For both:
"Jack and Iantolatry is the mindless worship of Jack and Ianto" I loved this one.
My favorite for Ianto "It's bad luck to put Mr. Ianto Jones on a bed!" (Well, that explains the hothouse)
For jack:"Jack is incapable of sleep" (now isn't that familiar) "It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Jack." "Tradition allows women to propose to Captain Jack only during leap years!" (Damn!)and the dirty minded
"The deepest part of Jack is over 35,000 feet deep" (OMG.)

[teef-chan.livejournal.com]

Heheh, those are amusing xD