These are brilliant! I love 3 (which I read without the "a") and 8 best. And if Jack had a 39 inch tongue, he wouldn't be using it to clean his ears ;)
I did some of these myself and came up with...
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Captain Jack.
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Date: 2009-04-27 05:09 pm (UTC)I did some of these myself and came up with...
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Captain Jack.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Ianto.