[identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com 2014-10-23 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
  1. My son would not be happy to see one of his giraffes abused like that.
  2. That’s not a Halloween recipe! There’s no pumpkin spice!!
  3. Not bright enough to someone the Caped Crusader, unless he’s already on the street in front of your house.
  4. “Are you my mummy??”
  5. How about, “no”?

[identity profile] grail76.livejournal.com 2014-10-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
The first one and #10 are great!